Hi, I'm Unsentimental Fool and my fics are archived here.
I don't use specific warnings in this index where they might interfere with narrative but please be aware that some stories contain explicit sex, violence, obscenities or other adult themes. They are rated accordingly.
Alphabetical by fandom and titleBEING HUMAN
(1 story, 290 words)Onanism
R, 290 words, Hal.BLAKE'S 7
(7 stories, 4 series,131,000 words)Aggravation
In which Avon is a (mostly) well-mannered sadist and Tarrant is an (unambiguously) awful pain in the neck. 9,200 words, NC-17Perturbation (on A03) On reflection, last night wasn't really his sort of thing at all. So if Tarrant has any sense he'll let the whole thing alone. But then common sense has never really been his strong point...
21,000 words, sequel to Aggravation, NC-17.Analyst
Blake, Servalan, Avon. PG. 3,900 words. Blake is trapped with only one topic of conversation.
Avon, Blake, Tarrant, Soolin, Dayna, Servalan, Vila. Post Gauda Prime.Ensemble
Gauda Prime. Some indeterminate time after the guns stop firing. 8,200 words. PG-13Back in Touch
. It's only taken Blake a few hours from learning to turn the light switch on to making his bid for leadership. Avon supposes that really that shouldn't have surprised him at all.
. 9,500 words, 15.Extrapolating From A Single DataPoint
Blake, Avon. PG-13. 5,000 words. The noises around him went suddenly, shockingly quiet, and in the silence he could hear something else.Good Shepherd
dogBlake, lynxServalan, wolfAvon. PG. 5,000 words. Blake wonders what it would be like to roam solitary over the wide mountains.
Series Odd One Out
Blake/Avon NC-17 Odd One Out
NC-17, 4,200 wordsCertain Parameters
7,900Everything in Chains part 1
total 11,300Everything in Chains part 2Shall We Dance?
PG, 2,800 words, Avon/Servalan fluffUnstable Compound
Blake is determined to strike a blow against Terra Nostra and the Federation, but he can't even be certain about the loyalties of his own crew. Total 25,000 words, PG-13.Valuable Asset
Blake, Avon It's your misfortune to be worth a great deal, Blake.The others weren't.
25,000 words, 13+Valuable Asset Chapter 1 to 3, Nausea, Bruises, HungerValuable Asset Chapter 4,IndoctrinationValuable Asset Chapter 5, AggressionValuable Asset Chapter 6, Betrayal Valuable Asset Chapter 7, Blood Valuable Asset Chapter 8, Resignation Valuable Asset Chapter 9, Torment Valuable Asset Chapter 10, Mistrust Valuable Asset Chapter 11, SeveranceBTVS/ANGEL
(4 stories, 13,700 words)The Morally Ambiguous Samaritan
Spike/Xander, 3000 words NC 17 This was the first fic I ever wrote; an attempt to write a Spike/Xander story that kept Spike's balls intact. Dark. Early season 6.Drifting
Spike/Lindsey, 3700, R. Set long before they met in canon. Spike is drifting after his Africa encounter, Lindsey is just drifting. Roses and Candles
Buffy/Spike, 3000 words, NC 17. Het. Season 6. It's about sex.In The Face Of Pain
Spike/Angel, 4000 words, NC 17, very dark. Season 6. BtvS/ANGEL/BBC ROBIN HOOD CROSSOVER
(1 story, 1,400 words)Redemption
Spike/Guy, 1,400 words, PG, post both series. Spike and Guy get their eternal rewards.CABIN PRESSURE
(2 series, 2 stories, 76,000 words)It Doesn't Always Show
860 words PG-13. Gen, dark. Put A Ring On It
2,700 words. R. Carolyn can't sleep. Douglas and Martin tell her a story. Humour.
Series Sorting Out Martin’s Little ProblemSorting Out Martin's Little Problem
5,180 words, PG 13 "I have the most unromantic existence that it's possible for an airline pilot to have; shabby, desperate and surrounded by people who get their kicks out of laughing at me. Why should you expect my sex life to be any different?"Chase Away Those Restless Fears
5,200 words, R. "I've had some spectacularly unsuccessful dates in my time but this one is starting to really stand out from the crowd. "Show You A Sunset
8,000 words R. In which the story turns a little more difficult.Bedroom 8,000 words NC-17
6,400 words R. Final instalment.
Series Treason and PlotGunpowder Treason and Plot Part 1Gunpowder Treason and Plot Part 2
total 8,900 words. PG-13. In which Douglas finds out that not everyone thinks he's terrific. Gen, dark. Adding Insult to Injury Part 1Adding Insult to Injury part 2
total 8,900 words. NC-17. Douglas/Herc. Douglas is provoked with unexpected results. BDSM.In Anticipation Of Part 1 In Anticipation Of Part 2
total 13,200 words. NC-17. Douglas/Herc, Herc/Carolyn. Post Yverdon-les-Bains sequel. BDSM.Sins not Tragedies Part 1/3
3,900 words. NC-17. BDSM She traces the letters drawn on her lover's chest... She's curious. Sins not Tragedies Part 2/3
, 4,900 words. NC-17. BDSM Herc’s voice goes up. “I’m not sure you want to do this tonight, Douglas.”
(Unfinished) DR WHO/TORCHWOOD
(3 stories, 3,550 words)Gratuitous Sex and Violence
Master/Jack, NC 17, 2000 words. Jack in captivity.Emotions
Tenth Doctor/Master, 1450 words. R. I was aiming at something particular here, and I don't think it worked. But a hint of it might get through the clumsiness.Breakable
Owen/Jack A drabble, just to try them out. MASTER AND COMMANDER
(1 story, 4,200 words)The Broken Lock THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING (ballet)
(1 series, 21,400 words)
Series Karl’s BoysKarl's Boys 1/7: Meet the Boys
2,100 words, R.
Josef is the youngest recruit to Karl's gang and he's still finding his feet. 2/7: Drills
3,600 words, NC-17.
Karl is using the boys to make a very public point. It's not Josef's job to ask questions; it's his job to do what he's told. Whatever he's told.3/7 Where Everybody Stands
2,100 words, R.
The boys have got a bit of work to do before the competition. And Josef finds that the other guys are rather too interested in what happened last night. 4/7 Competition
2,300 words, NC-17.
The competition for the Most Incredible Thing is underway. Josef finds himself the subject of a little competitive action as well. 5/7 Clock
2,300 words, R.
There's a competition entry that could give Karl a real headache. Josef's got a headache too, thanks to Vladimir. 6/7 Junior
4,860 words, NC-17.
Karl's not impressed with Josef's quarrels. And it's finally time to catch up with Gabriel.7/7 The End
4,200 words, R.
Karl's getting the girl, and the kingdom, and the boys are riding high. Can that really be how it ends?NEVERWHERE
(1 story, 1,100 words)Mr Vandemar's Latest Predilection
. 1,100 words. NC-17. After all these years, Mr Vandemar still has the capacity to surprise Mr Croup on occasion.ROBIN HOOD (BBC)
(10 stories, 4 series, 73,500 words)The Brown Mare
Robin/Guy 1,500 words, PG. Just playing around with the end of S3 ep 2.Chimera
Guy/Allan/Other, NC-17, Allan settles into Guy's service. 3,300 words. Bestiality.A Fable
Allan/Guy/Sheriff 2000 words, NC 17 . A glimpse into some rather disturbing relationships. Sometime S2.
Series For the MoneyFor The Money Giving It BackEarning His KeepStaying The Night
Total 8,900 words
These four linked Allan/Guy fics are pure dom/sub porn. Sometimes I need a break from angst:-) NC 17. Sometime S2.
Guy/Robin 3,300 words NC-17 Set late S3 (before Bad Blood, which it effectively replaces). Robin is bored and Guy is digging a grave.Beginning of Wisdom
Guy/Robin 3,700 words NC-17 Set late S3, after Gravediggers. Judas
Robin/Guy, 2600 words, 15. Guy POV, with Robin a prisoner. Sometime S2.Know Your Enemy
Guy/Marian 8,000 words, NC 17. Guy takes merciless advantage of the Night Watchman.Misplaced Affection
Will/Robin 4,800 words, 15. After Allan's betrayal Robin starts to take his anger out on Will. Set after 2.5. Contains bad sex and no Guy at all.Moment
Guy, 185 words. A small farewell to a character. Spoilers for S3 ep 12
Robin/Guy, 6500 words, NC 17. They both want the same thing, but will they let down their guards long enough to get it? Set afte ep 7 s3.Truce
Robin/Guy, 3700 words, NC 17 Sequel to Outlaws. Guy and Robin have declared some sort of truce as they travel to York, but can they keep to it? Set during ep 11 s3.
Series Saying NoSaying No
Sheriff/Guy, 3500 words, NC 17. Dark. The Sheriff has decided that he wants something more from his lieutenant. Sometime S2The Price Of One
Sheriff/Guy, Guy/Allan, 4200 words, NC 17 Sequel to to Saying No, Sheriff POV. Guy has found an escape, and the Sheriff isn't impressed.Tryst
Guy/Marian/Robin 5,000 words, R. Marian plays a small jest on her suitors. Het and slash.Welcome to Scenic Nottingham 1/2
Allan/Guy 3850 words 15Welcome to Scenic Nottingham 2/2
Allan/Guy , 4000 words, 15
In which I stray into writing an almost functional relationship. Written after wondering what a medieval Nottingham gay scene would be like... Set after the end of S2.Women's Games
Kate/Isabella 4,500 words, NC-17. Kate is captured by a dangerously unstable enemy. Femmeslash, obviously. Somewhat experimental.ROBIN HOOD/ROBIN OF SHERWOOD CROSSOVER
(1 story, 3,000 words)In This Strange Land
Robin/Guy (twice) 3000 words, PG. Two Guys wake up in the wrong castles.ROBIN HOOD/TORCHWOOD CROSSOVER (linked series)
(1 series, 31,200 words)
Series True To LifeTrue to Life
Ianto/Jack/Guy 7000 words, 15. One of Ianto's favourite fictional characters comes through the Rift. How is that even possible?Under His Skin
Ianto/Jack/Guy 8000 words, NC 17. Dark sequel to True to Life. Jack sees Guy as a threat to Ianto, and reacts accordingly.Coming Apart pt 1
Ianto/Jack/Guy 4,000 words, NC 17. Set three weeks after Under His Skin. Nothing is getting resolved and tensions are increasing between the three men.Coming Apart pt 2
Ianto/Jack/Guy 5,500 words, NC 17. Jack's disappearance is explained and Guy's loyalties are questioned.Coming Apart pt 3
Ianto/Jack/Guy 6,700 words, NC 17. Guy has a decision to make, and things have consequences.ROBIN HOOD PANTOMINE
(1 story, 1,000 words)Oh Yes, They Do
Will/Robin Will/Sam 1000 words, R. Birmingham Hippodrome, John Barrowman as Robin Hood; it was pretty irresistible. Don't expect too much from PantoSlash...SHERLOCK BBC
(10 stories, 3 series, 244,000 words)
Series Black HoleBlack Hole and Revelation
5,650 words, R. John finds out something about his flatmate that he really didn't want to know.Tend To Corrupt (Part 1/2)
3,800 words, PG-13 Sequel to Black Hole. Lestrade tries to extricate himself from the results of his professional relationship with Sherlock.Tend to Corrupt (Part 2/2)
4,500 words, PG-13. Lestrade encounters resistance in his attempts to make no 221B subject to the rule of law.Manhunt 1/2 Manhunt 2/2
9,000 words total. R. Lestrade refuses to be a substitute for John Watson. Morning After
4,500 words NC-17. Sequel to Manhunt.Don't Need a Weather Man part 1 Don't Need a Weather Man part 2
13,750 words, NC-17 A kidnapping has far reaching effects.Darkness and Diamond
5,000 words PG. Can a mystery parcel drag Sherlock out of depression?
Series Fearful SymmetryBurning Bright
NC-17 Sherlock/Moriarty, Moriarty/Moran, 11,000 words
"Run Neon Tiger" NC-17 Sherlock/Moriarty, Moriarty/Moran, Moran/John, John/Sherlock, total 30,000 wordsChapter 1 Run Neon TigerChapter 2 Afternoon TeaChapter 3 Watching the DetectiveChapter 4 A Man About A DogChapter 5 Favourite WeaponChapter 6 A Lot On Your Mind"Forests of the Night"NC-17, 5,900 words, Moriarty/Moran
196 words. R (implied). Sherlock/John. Ground rules, or not. A rare drabble- I'm not usually that good at stopping.Go Fish
3,725 words, Mycroft Holmes pays an uninvited late night visit to Baker Street, but someone else has got there first.
"More Things in Heaven and Earth" R. Sherlock/Moriarty, post-death. Total 10,000 words1/9 Metaphysics with an Angel PG
2/9 Flames, Feathers and Fairytales PG 3/9 Threadbare Theology PG4/9 Why This is Hell PG5/9 Ghost of a Chance PG6/9 Then What Remains R7/9 Trial of Hell
,R8/9 (And Scarlet)
, R9/9 Staying Alive
, RNone Of His Doing"
2,570 words. Sherlock/John. R. John wakes up tied up to his flatmate.
Series Sherlock/John/MoriartyThis is Going to be Fun
6,500 words, NC-17. Sherlock/John/Moriary. Moriarty visits 221B in the middle of the night. Warnings in fic header.Nobody Dead
6,700 words, NC-17. Poor Loser pt 1Poor Loser pt 2
10,800 words, NC-17. Collateral
7,500 words, RTurning Point
3,900 NC-17Object Lesson
7,600 RHouse Guest
11,000 R (missing scene, Sherlock POV)
"So I'll Finish", PG, Sherlock takes part in a TV celebrity quiz. Hubris is his downfall. Gen mystery, 21,100 wordsPart 1Part 2Part 3
"Spiderweb", PG, Mycroft Holmes/Charles Augustus Magnussen/Jim MoriartyPart 1 to 3
4,300 wordsPart 4
"That One May Smile", NC-17, Richard Brook, post Reichenbach Fall, 24,000 wordsChapter OneChapter TwoChapter ThreeChapter FourChapter FiveChapter SixChapter SevenChapter EightChapter NineChapter TenWe Didn't Come through Unscathed Part 1
R We Didn't Come through Unscathed Part 2
RWe Didn't Come through Unscathed Part 3
Total 28,270 words. After Reichenbach Sherlock is still running. AU written before Series 3.What Happens While Nothing Happens part 1
1,700 words RWhat Happens While Nothing Happens part 2
2,000 words RWhat Happens While Nothing Happens part 3
3,000 words R
What might have happened if Sherlock had used the phone number he was given?SHERLOCK BBC/DIRK GENTLY CROSSOVER
(1 story, 10,000 words)The Case of the Missing Bus Ticket
, 10,000 words, U. Dirk and Richard's case intersects Sherlock and John's. On a bus. SHAKESPEARE
(1 story, 1,400 words)What Is Needed Tonight
(Coriolanus) PG-13 1,400 words. Everything has a price.TORCHWOOD/BTVS CROSSOVER
(1 story, 3,000 words)PTSD
Jack/Spike. R 3000 words. Jack has been traumatised by the Master. Therapy comes from an unlikely source. UK POLITICS
(3 stories, 10,200 words)Budget Eve
R (implied) Cameron/Clegg 600 words. Why did Nick look so miserable throughout the Budget speech?Corridor of Power
Cameron/Clegg 3,400 words PG-13 About coalitions.His Lordship
Cameron/Clegg/Mandelson 6,200 words NC-17. Clegg uncovers Cameron's secret. (I have no excuses for this.) ORIGINAL
(1 story, 70,000 words approx)Invictus, an original Robin Hood novel